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My skinny granny’s under panties were grayish pink and loosey goosey. They sagged to her knees and flapped in the breeze, and that was just the way she liked em’. Her grandchildren have never gotten over the instant hysteria that vision can conjure. Everyone is remembered for something.
Ditch the old gray undies or use them to wash the car. It’s time for some decent underwear. Too bad granny didn’t have Lytess Slimming Flat Tummy Briefs, her clothesline would have been the talk of the neighborhood and her great lasagna might be the first thought her memory brings to mind.
Even though there’s a thong for every occasion and everyday of the week, there are a lot of us who think dental floss is best used between our teeth. Bra Smyth has you covered for everyday with Elixer de Lingerie, Wacoal, and Hanky Panky.
Do NOT underestimate the importance of a good bra. It can make (or break) whatever you’re wearing. Bra Smyth fits AAA to H and everything in between. The Natural Underwire Minimizer is one beautiful way to keep everything in its place.
If your hotel catches fire, you won’t mind racing through the lobby in your Fig Leaves Fantasie Bra and Boy Shorts. Fig Leaves fits your level of adventure, in underwear that is. Demure to dramatic. A lingerie drawer needs both. And if you need extra hold, leave the heavy lifting to Trinny and Susannah’s Bum Tum, and Thigh Reducer.
There’s lingerie life beyond Victoria’s Secret for women size 12 and up. Hips and Curves taps into your flair for the dramatic with angelic everyday essentials and racy lacy glam. You can create a heat wave that would make your granny faint.